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How to Elect a US President

So you're still undecided as to which of the mainstream candidates to vote for? Can't make that important distinction between the two? Don't believe that Obama has the better moves? Not even better than Colin Powell getting down with hip hop? Well, then make sure you don't miss the Unbelievable McCain v. Obama Dance-Off:

This strategy works every time. It's better than any elaborate Decision Tree. As for me, I voted early—way before things started getting too weird for us all.